Jon-Erik Beckjord: answers to his posts

Jon-Erik Beckjord will not post anything I say to his posts on his website, or what I mean is he will only post what he wants to post, so I will answer his accusations here. I send him messages, and he won't put them on his forum. I have heard from others like Linda Martin that this is indeed true, and that he has a tendency to do it in his favor only.

He has also taken a lot of his posts off of his site after that initial beginning of this story. It is just fine though, because I had the fore thought to save them every day. I just copied them and sent them to my email. I have a whole file of them, and this is where I am going to refute his accusations ... here goes.

I am going to keep it as level as I can, but I have a tendency to get smarmy when I'm angry, and I have to walk a half a mile back and forth a day to do this with a very gimpy knee ... thanks a lot EB ... so I will probably get a little smarmy. I apologize ahead of time.

October 30, 2007

...That I am a Crack Addict.

O.K. More embarrassing truth here, since that's what I'm doing. I have tried crack ... once. I would'nt recommend it. It is so highly addictive that I knew immediately that it would be the last time, and it was. Whew, so there. That was'nt so bad. i'm not running for president, and I don't plan on starting a church. Am I in the clear?

...That he found a crack pipe in my purse.

First of all Jon-Erik, what were you doing in my purse? And, you say that my purse was in two different places for the same incident. Where was it, huh? O.K., I have never owned a crack pipe. I only know what they look like from T.V. I think what you are lying about is when I candidly shared my methamphetamine use with you. That was in 1994-1996, Jon-Erik. I explain this on the page here on my site entitled 5150 - The 'Real' Story of My Experience. What a weiner.

Jon-Erik's conversation with my friends Rocky and Lily.

(This is not thier real names). He say's I'm half bigfoot, and half alien. I mentioned it to him on his website, which he did'nt post unbelievably, I told him how nuts it was and he goes and says I say I'm what, half alien. Hilarious. Anyway, they had the phone on speaker so they both heard the whole thing.

Rocky is the one who called him actually, because I was'nt home when I said I would be. I was hiking for my life at the time. Really. I have to force myself to believe that this is what was happening. Everyone I tell my story to so far, and I'm talking about my friends here ... people I can see and touch, immediately use words like "hostage", and "kidnapped", and it creeps me out. She asked him where I was and the first words out of his mouth were ... "I don't know". 

She said, "I don't know"? 

He said, "I left her up there. I don't know where she is. I called and found out she wasted thousands of tax payers money getting helicopter lifted to the hospital". Then he said, "She hit me with a shovel".

Rocky replied, "What did you do to her to get hit with a shovel"? She said he went on and on about how I'm an alien, and there's a whole bunch more. He started to say horrible things about Happy Camp finally and made them mad so thier conversation ended.

Jon-Erik says I'm propably 5% Indian.

I have a lot to say about this, and I will have a beautiful story about that after I am finished answering Jon-Erik's accusations. I'm actually 12.5% "Indian", Jon-Erik, and you're not going to forget it I assure you. My story is going to be called "Seoma Smith Jespersen ... A California Cherokee". It will be on this site soon, so watch for it. She's my mom.

***DID YOU KNOW THAT CONGRESS HAS ENACTED A BILL TO DISBAND THE CHEROKEE NATION?***

...That I look like Fred Thompson in drag.

I'm writing to Fred Thompson and I'm sending him my picture. I mean a real picture of me ... not like the thirty year old picture that Jon-Erik shows on all of his websites, and while I'm at it, I might as well mention that he has a myspace and the age he has there ... with that same picture, is 57. I know that he is 68. Him and his girlfriend both told me that. As a matter of fact, we ALL shared our birthday at his house one of those nights. So, never mind. I'm not going to even comment on his comments about my age. My birthday is 5-20-62. You can figure it out for yourself.

...That I am 5'10''.

... I wish. I'm 5'5".

That I weigh 210 lbs. Wrong dork, I actually weigh 225 lbs. Wow, if he thinks I'm 5'10" and 210 lbs., then I must look better at 5'5", 225 lbs. then I thought I did.